Update: Our winners have been picked and notified. The winners were notified via a reply in the comments section. Congrats to our winners and stay tuned for another contest next month.
In the past few months BurnWorld has given away and awarded it’s visitors with over $2000 worth of software and hardware all from cleaning your PC to burning DVD’s and more. We are always trying to look out for our visitors by giving away something cool on a regular basis. So this month we have more cool things to giveaway to a few lucky winners, actually anyone who enteres this contest is an automatic WINNER and will WIN something with a chance to WIN additional products.
Here is the giveaway lineup for Sept 2011
- Samsung Slim External DVD Writer – The SE-S084 – This is a portable slimline eco friendly DVD drive that you can take with you wherever you go. You can even connect it to your multimedia TV set via USB if you have that input.
You can Win this by entering!
One lucky winner in the USA will have this drive shipped to them for FREE!
- Roxio Creator 2012 – (Anyone in the World can enter for this giveaway, even Canada
This is the latest version of the massive Media Suite of Burning and Video tools from Roxio. Creator 2012 was just released this week and we have a few copies to give out.
You can Win this too!
- Finally anyone who enters will get a license for BDLot’s New Video Converter tool. This is our thanks for staying with us over the years and because it’s just cool to give out free stuff.
Actually you don’t even need to enter to get this just head to the download page to get it.
OK, How To Enter This GiveAway
- The easiest way to enter is by showing some social Luv and that is by either Tweeting, Likeing, +1, or DIGG this post using the icons on the top left of this post.
- Then submit a comment below of your favorite joke. Why not spread some happiness right?
Winners will be picked by random.org (note that the Samsung DVD burner can only go to a USA address) but everything else is fair game.
To stay up to date on this contest be sure to Like us on Facebook and or Subscribe to our RSS feed.
Thanks and good luck!
About Rob Boirun
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teacher
singled him out.
“If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave $5 to Mary,
$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?”
“An orgy,” Johnny answered.
I thought maybe ….”A good time!”
While burning a dvd Windows pulled up a strange message, “This is not an error message! Don’t Worry everything is going Well with ROXIO.” Sure said WOW , i thought i was drunk.
http://twitter.com/#!/ha014/status/109650993075064832
http://digg.com/ha14
that would be a good message to get.
This is the best!!!!!
The best program!
Please, count me in
http://twitter.com/#!/apo1362001
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002622473816
[email protected]
I’m always looking to more about DVD and BDL burning
I sure could use that external Samsung dvd writer. I would love to have Roxio Creator 12 as well. I have had two Roxio programs and liked them very much.
So… the devil knew Bill Gates was getting on in years so he came to have a meeting with him about the benefits of Hell. He told Bill how Hell had gotten an unjustified bad rap, and Bill said he could understand how that could happen. He showed Bill a promotional pamphlet for Hell that had pictures of nice golf courses, really nice living quarters, night life – some of Bill’s friends were even in the pictures, laughing and joking. Bill thinks “Damn this looks pretty good!!” so he signs up. A few months later when he dies, he turns up at Hell’s gate, and the devil comes to greet him personally and takes him for a tour. He sees his friends in agony and pain, the landscape is sere and barren, the temperature is 120 F in the shade, no golf courses, no nice living quarters. Bill expresses confusion and unhappiness and the devil says ” You should understand this Bill. The pamphlet was just marketing materials. This is the real deal, But, hey, we have phone customer support for $50/call if you’re on contract, and guess what – You Are!! They will listen to you, they will agree with you, and they will not be able to to do a thing because I already have this all wired and I’m not changing anything!!
So You’r e believe Bill is respnsiable for What happened pretty much! I think we are all to blame. better hope your lawyer is Jesus Christ in the end!!
Whats moderation?
John, guess what your a winner. You were randomly selected for a copy of Roxio Creator 2012. Congrats and thanks for entering.
Great idea for the contest but unfortunately, we Canadians can never enter them. A total bummer!!
But we still love you guys up north Dino.
really would love an external burner, and this programme really ROXIO’S
Just not in a joking mood these days guys! I sure do appreciate the freebies and contests tho!!
USA for hardware only but everything else is fair game according to “Rob” the boss.
I guess this quick joke will keep the laughter going.
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’
‘Not yet,’ she replied.
Thanks for giveaway. I hope I win.
Tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/sysabi/status/109690385298767872
Joke: Which burner program is the best? Nero – because it is fast and light
Joke 2: “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ” Woody Allen
best regards sysabi
What’s black and white and red all over?
Ans: A newspaper..
Definition of Family: Father And Mother I Love You (the first letter of each word added together spell FAMILY. True in some cases. Wish it was true in all.
Lucio
I think that’s the first joke I ever heard Lucio. I like the family reference.
This was & is still one of my favorite jokes as a kid & as an adult. Even though it is really a riddle, but it is soo good.
The Japanese have a word for it JUDO: The art of conquering by yielding.
The Western equivalent of JUDO is, “Yes dear”.
I heard it was so hot the other day that the trees were fighting over a dog.
seven daufs having a bath; all feeling happy?
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so happy got out ?????
Awesome giveaway “Thank you Burn World”
Not so much of a joke, but enough to put a smile on any Computer savvy person/s face!
Copied from a very funny persons page on Facebook.
Daddy, how was I born? ‘Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You got Male!
now thats got to put a smile on anyones face! Share the love! lol
Thanks again BurnWorld.com
oh by the way i realise i am not from USA but just wanted to share the love anyway !!! Cheers
The wide mouth frog said to the snake, “I’m a wide mouth frog what do you eat” The snake said “wide mouth frogs” “oh do you?” replied the frog. Loses a lot without the hand/mouth action!
Anybody hear of a new drink called the Osama Binladin? Yeah, it’s 2 shots and a splash of water.
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?’
His new bride said:
‘No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’
(DARN SHE’S GOOD!)
Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. “I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk, I couldn’t even fit it in…” The user hadn’t realized that “Insert Disk 2″ implied removing Disk 1 first.
Congrats Eben, you were randomly selected as a winner of one of the copies for Roxio Creator 2012. I will send an email for your details. Thanks for entering.
Even us Canucks can join in…thanks
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See we have lots of love to give here…If you send me the DVD writer I’ll pay shipping. Well of course as long as
it’s not more than the player itself lol
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You won’t get more love that this
Sue
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”
Tweet shared here : https://twitter.com/#!/give4away/status/110382202759548928
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “It’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up fast”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Well recently i had an email from burnworld: Hi we think that you still dont know that YOU ARE A ROXIO WINNER, CONGRATS TO YOU. this is not a joke
http://twitter.com/#!/azziz07/status/110730820687372288
Do we have a fortune teller in the house?
” Congress? Why you know what Congress is…..that grand old benificent society for the helpless!”….Mark Twain
Seems like Mr. Twain is a smart guy.
3 men walk into a bar the fourth one ducks
Please enter me in this giveaway.
https://twitter.com/#!/mrm528581/status/111128136598556672
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Good one Mike, I’m going to tell my blonde wife this one right now.
Congratulations Mike M. Your post was randomly selected as the grand prize winner of the Samsung Slim External Portable DVD burner. I will send you an email to get your details. Thanks for entering. And to all that entered and didn’t get picked, stay tuned because we have more contests in the works.
Received my notification on my win of the Samsung Slim External Portable DVD burner. Thanks Rob
Received my win Friday. Thanks again Rob
My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
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“Sorry, I won’t accept your proposal,
But I apprecate your
selection…”!
I hope to win
http://twitter.com/#!/hen_xuoi/status/111240895331975170
Thanks
It is said that :
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention
Thanks for this contest, My Friends asked me how come you succeed in burning FILES ON CD/DVD…..Well i said its not a secret USE ROXIO and Not fake cd:dvd burners.
http://twitter.com/#!/paulcrousel/status/111450553682374656
Windows, just another pane in the glass.
Fill what’s empty, empty what’s full & scratch where it itches..
Never procrastinate; it wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Balls
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy!
This December Facebook,Youtube and Twitter wil be merged into one new company. The new company will be called You Twit Face.
At my age, living around here is like living in a beaver colony …… just one damn thing after another! Sure could use some really good freebies! Thay don’t come down the pike too often and you can’t hardly get one like that anymore!
As I am not in USA, I am compelled to prefer the Software. A Bird in hand , is worth Two in the Bush!
I love contests but sometimes I win things I have NO use for…Women’s undies??? for example
Cheers..
Tony(NYC)
REMEMBER
DON’T MAKE OLD PEOPLE MAD
They don’t like being old in the first place.
So it doesn’t take much to piss them off.
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did
and God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said to the other
zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are.” The second zebra responds, “You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.”
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
There are two blondes . One on each side of a river.
One yells to the other “Hey, how did you get on the other side of the river?”
The other replies ” You idiot ! You’re already on the other side !”
Research from the Mayo Clinic….
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus? It’s called the
Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don’t believe it, pull a hair from your ass and
see if it doesn’t bring a tear to your eyes.
My public service is done for the day.*
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”