BurnWorld's Ultimate Software & Hardware Giveaway Contest – Sept 2011

Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teacher
singled him out.
“If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave $5 to Mary,
$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?”
“An orgy,” Johnny answered.

This is the best!!!!!

I’m always looking to more about DVD and BDL burning

So… the devil knew Bill Gates was getting on in years so he came to have a meeting with him about the benefits of Hell. He told Bill how Hell had gotten an unjustified bad rap, and Bill said he could understand how that could happen. He showed Bill a promotional pamphlet for Hell that had pictures of nice golf courses, really nice living quarters, night life – some of Bill’s friends were even in the pictures, laughing and joking. Bill thinks “Damn this looks pretty good!!” so he signs up. A few months later when he dies, he turns up at Hell’s gate, and the devil comes to greet him personally and takes him for a tour. He sees his friends in agony and pain, the landscape is sere and barren, the temperature is 120 F in the shade, no golf courses, no nice living quarters. Bill expresses confusion and unhappiness and the devil says ” You should understand this Bill. The pamphlet was just marketing materials. This is the real deal, But, hey, we have phone customer support for $50/call if you’re on contract, and guess what – You Are!! They will listen to you, they will agree with you, and they will not be able to to do a thing because I already have this all wired and I’m not changing anything!!

really would love an external burner, and this programme really ROXIO’S

USA for hardware only but everything else is fair game according to “Rob” the boss.

I guess this quick joke will keep the laughter going.

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’
‘Not yet,’ she replied.

What’s black and white and red all over?
Ans: A newspaper..
Definition of Family: Father And Mother I Love You (the first letter of each word added together spell FAMILY. True in some cases. Wish it was true in all.

Lucio

I heard it was so hot the other day that the trees were fighting over a dog.

Awesome giveaway “Thank you Burn World”
Not so much of a joke, but enough to put a smile on any Computer savvy person/s face!

Copied from a very funny persons page on Facebook.

Daddy, how was I born? ‘Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You got Male!

now thats got to put a smile on anyones face! Share the love! lol
Thanks again BurnWorld.com

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

Well recently i had an email from burnworld: Hi we think that you still dont know that YOU ARE A ROXIO WINNER, CONGRATS TO YOU. this is not a joke

http://twitter.com/#!/azziz07/status/110730820687372288

3 men walk into a bar the fourth one ducks

My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:

!

!
“Sorry, I won’t accept your proposal,
But I apprecate your
selection…”!

It is said that :

People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention

Windows, just another pane in the glass.

Never procrastinate; it wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy!

At my age, living around here is like living in a beaver colony …… just one damn thing after another! Sure could use some really good freebies! Thay don’t come down the pike too often and you can’t hardly get one like that anymore!

I love contests but sometimes I win things I have NO use for…Women’s undies??? for example

Cheers..
Tony(NYC)

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did
and God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said to the other
zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are.” The second zebra responds, “You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.”

There are two blondes . One on each side of a river.
One yells to the other “Hey, how did you get on the other side of the river?”
The other replies ” You idiot ! You’re already on the other side !”

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”